You on a motorcycle vs. you delivering toys to orphans are trying to convey too different things. 

— to convey the historic significance of the 60-year-old Echo Park restaurant, which is staring down demolition.

Those concerns will likely be conveyed to the seller with your offer.

To clarify for the readers...OP has conveyed that he owns a single property. 

Often it’s paint, new appliances or conveying to Condos on the exit.

So you and your uncle inherit the property, and he immediately conveys his half to you so you can then turn around and contribute the entire property to your LLC?

The second one is telling you what you "want to hear," not what you "need to hear," and the second lender not being familiar with 85% LTV SFR investment property loans conveys to me that the second lender is not REI friendly.

They are trying to convey that they have done a certain amount of vetting to their standards (not yours!) 

It doesn’t feel good when people are tearing up in front of me because they didn’t know I exist – especially people I could’ve helped.So I need your feedback on this one – How can I convey the message “We buy houses” in a better way?

Well for example if you shared the url, the person would be able to view all of the expenses you added when seeking advice. for example I send you a link and you notice that I am missing trash, renters insurance, and property has a private well needs quarterly well testing. due to the uniqueness of some properties there are expenses people forget. it is also more convenient to convey possible deals to other investors.