Asking price is $12,900, so we're not out a lot if this goes belly up!

And you can't exchange into improvements on property you already own.I think that you're spot on in your desire to consolidate and trim the fat from your portfolio. 

Incredibly sweet dogs that will wimper and paw at your ankles till you pet their heads and scratch their bellies  .

That's 4 students in one house who all get a nice fat housing check at the beginning of each semester.

Rent could be a little higher, estimating the worst case scenario for the comps I'm able to get so fat.  

I’ve dealt with people across the spectrum; religious, ugly, rich, poor, single, married, liars, deceitful, fat, thin, walk in integrity and manipulate others.

How else will other owners know that these guys are deadbeat pros, out to suck free rent out of what they think are rich fat-cat owners? 

If I could go back and do it all over again, I would do exactly what Joe is advising and I would be sitting back, fat, dumb and incredibly happy as a multi millionaire.

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Create a mortgage and note -get a Fat down payment And collect a steady income stream for the next 15 years with 10% interest