The seller should tell me to pound sand, and if they do, I would have another person in my brokerage represent the buyer. 

They need a product to showcase, and want to pay as little as possible for it.Plus, I don't know if you could pick up 250 pounds of iron rods in each hand--but I sure couldn't.

As my grandfather always said, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

Finally, (in for a penny, in for a pound) I earned my real estate license and I am part of a great property management team at Laplante Real Estate. 

If the code guys call tell them to pound salt , it’s not traceable if you set this up correctly 

That's not going to help you immediately Maya because is still going to want their pound of flesh from your operating profits. 

Did someone run a puppy pound in there? 

That could entail federal pound sand prison time.

Advise the tenant to go pound salt !

It is how you screen through the 80-100 messages and find the diamonds in the rough anyone with any experience in these asset class's and self manages will end up where Dennis is vis a vi collections.. you don't pound on doors your not going to get paid..I have mentioned this a few times.. but back in the day late 80s I had a client in Alamdea  CA  who had 165 doors in those days it was a navy town and lower income type  NOT Oakland war zone but still not the best..