This will allow you to gain some valuable experience doing a rehab and hopefully get rewarded with a fat chunk of equity in your primary residence. 

All the Meetups I attend seem to be at Tex-Mex places, which I like, but someone who can't eat dairy/carbs/fat/meat would have a hard time.

They helped me and gave me a fat appraisal.

It's like a fat guy wearing a horizontal striped shirt - not a good look.

Not only the varieties grown, but also the rootstocks grafted to those varieties.

My name is Fats.

There is a reason why the cap rates are so fat on those places. 

Brand new car and increased car payment every three years, stay house poor with your fat mortgage, shop at Whole Foods and Nordstrom's and rack up vampire credit card debt, and wonder what magic Chick-Fil-A does with fried chicken breast to earn so much of your money.

They are telling you upfront they are going to be one of the worse tenants you will ever experience.Tell them a big fat "NOOOO",... and pray they get mad and don't sign your lease.

Luckily the checking account was fat at that moment and I scraped by.Thanks to BP now I figure all of these things when I acquire.