Back then I was dabbling in vending machines (don't freaking ask).

Obviously I do not have a time machine that would allow me to go back 1800 years to Imperial China.There were a couple other conditions, so it didn't hold anything up, but now (due to lack of time travel) there is a "Memo to File" somewhere at Fannie Mae HQ where I explained in great detail what the joke was, what the historical Han Dynasty was, and why the joke was funny.What you got?

We can never get them to come fix their machines.  

Hopefully they have a good machine on the back end to scrape out everything but there are no guarantees. 

There is a laundry room with washing machines, but the machines are actually owned by a company who services them, and only gives my friend a third of the proceeds.

HE washing machine and low flow toilets make a huge difference.

Part of the appeal BP has is that they're not hype machine guru courses.

They use a machine that puts a epoxy material from my roof all the way down my 4in cast iron pipe, making it a 3in epoxy pipe.

Chris Penny I have seen other discussions about owners providing washing machines in a rent to own bases.

Then you might as well just be an ATM machine.