I can use a VA loan to purchase a house here, then use my wife's VA loan to purchase a house in another market a year later if not DTI-restricted.

With a minimum 30-day rental period, tight registration criteria limited to permanent residents, and associated compliance costs such as fees and taxes, entering San Francisco's STR market without first examining these restrictions may result in problems and severe fines.

Are there any weight restrictions along the way (i.e., bridges)? 

Maybe if you have big vacancy or have an odd building that rents at lower rates or your leases covers all expenses vs NNN or something like that, maybe you can fight for lower value....but my guess if for most industrial/warehouse investors, 2023 and maybe even 2024 are going to be tough years to fight in DFW. 

If states and counties implementing new restrictions on use of the property, I would advise against this. 

Many lenders have policies in place that restrict or prohibit transferring a mortgage to an LLC, especially if the property is not your primary residence.

Oddly enough I was looking at pictures of the house, and noticed there are gutters in certain areas, but not all.

Throughout the project I act as the bookkeeper, I do the occasional odd job like setup wifi, security, and give minor feedback on some of the design choices. 

As soon as you start taking refuge in the odds of the bank foreclosing you concede my point.By the way — do you have an interest in getting people to buy subject to, either through a course you offer for consideration, or from property you want to lay off? 

It is a bit odd, but as others have said it could truly be for security purposes.