He's not a scammer stealing money from people, but he's definitely selling snake oil.

The only thing I would anticipate needing in terms of capital expenses in the next few years would be a new HVAC unit which is on the older side, but we have already budgeted for that and have a service contract with a company that manages our HVAC, water heater and oil tank.Am I crazy for thinking that a property management company would be an unnecessary expense in my case?

For the sake of the product that you all want to massage baby oil all over and take to the beach on a nice summer's day, sipping a Mai Tai, and of course, crushing real estate on an app, just let this thread rest in peace.

Like is used to clean the driveway with when there's an oil spill. 

I could save a whole lot of cash mowing my own grass, ironing my shirts, painting the kitchen, organizing my garage, and changing my own oil.

Might want to tone it down if you genuinely want to learn from others, unless you just think you know everything, in which case you shouldn't be posting questions or voicing frustration, as you'd have solved everything and have a well-oiled operation in place....

Lemons and lemonade.

Croix's economy has been depressed the past few years with the closing of the HOVENSA oil refinery which was the second largest employer on the island (second only to the government).Closings must be handled by an attorney in the Territory.

I’m more familiar with that area , but am still afraid I’ll get stuck with a lemon in the areas I can afford to start out in.

They bought a lemon and sold a lemon 🍋.