Ideas for some of the paragraphs: - Future Setting: where you live, what you see from your front porch or backyard, what your kitchen/gym look like. - Family: Kids? 

Both screen doors upstairs do not function correctly.Plumbing problems-The garbage disposal in the kitchen was not cleaned, is smelly and the rubber is flipped outwards.The bathroom sink in the smaller bedroom does not drain correctly despite us using an entire bottle of drain cleaner on it.Common areas that are not kept clean or have garbage-There was no attempt to clear the patio of years of accumulated debris and filth.

But I also don’t know of any appliance shop with no return policy.

Using design boards, you can directly see the light fixtures contained in the kitchen next to the lights going over the vanities.

With that said I am looking to do minimal work to renovate the home such as painting and adding new appliances.

One of the best was when they told me the radiator in the kitchen is warm and should be hotter.

It's nothing like fancy pants hanging around kitchen stores picking out just the right cabinet door and handle pulls.

Real stone fireplace, quirky kitchen, a shower you could barely turn around in.

Upgrades include a fully remodeled kitchen, renovated bathrooms, new durable flooring, contemporary fixtures, and efficient heating and cooling systems.

The kitchen became an issue towards the end.