I am easy to spot since I am bald with a full head tattoo.

When someone says, "Bald people are ugly" I ignore it because I know I'm bald and handsome as hell.

They don't care about a bald accountant telling them what they need to do, they want an ed hardy shirt and a bottle of dom perignon on a private jet with a social media account.

I saw a duplex on Balding.

Careful calling a bald guy master. 

I only rent to bald people , who dont shave and eat out all the time , with a credit score of 795 . 

We supposedly live in a new, enlightened era, where people are not judged on their name, their color, their creed, being bald, fat, etc.

For example, you can drive 20-25 minutes from downtown Portland to the Sandy River and fish for salmon and steelhead and watch Bald Eagles fly above you. 

The "Bald Guy" has some really great advice but found the insurance investment part odd. 

If it Is , your a smart man and doing a good job ...if not then you bought wrong , wasted your income on a foolish liability and will likely experience early male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction