Our Pigeon Forge 6 bedroom cabin is booking up very well throughout the year.I just want to get the unbooked days and weeks booked.We have a big fat mortgage to pay!

The kitchen features a gas stove with a high BTU cooktop (140,000 BTU when all 5 burners are in use).

If I could do that, I might get the property for what I'd originally intended, plus the owners would get some badly needed money instead of a big fat NOTHING by losing it in the auction.  

Burner is rusted and not working.

*Getting married in September so any savings I have is on the back burner for that and we'll probably be starting from scratch. 

That will have to change or there will need to be a big fat disclosure from the listing agent that they are in no way representing the buyer even though they are writing the contract and handling all the inspections and such.

Most stoves would be one burner doesn’t work (they can probably live with that.) otherwise I’d replace if it if larger issue.

In the event of a true disaster, just know you can't keep yourself whole.Basically, you're participating to save on pennies--via a normal insurance process--and to keep yourself exposed to any fat tails event. 

There are a lot of different ways to start investing, so trimming the fat on the direction is a great beginning. 

For example, take a fat food franchise.