We did the math, we only really need six of these to get fat fire.

Just morally bankrupt.But I think it just looks like that on the part of the contributors because some the regular contributors who have written here, especially the contractors, are trying to really hold back because this is a tragic situation and cursing what is obviously a tragic situation all around here won't help at all.My fat a** has never gone on a roof not strapped into a safety harness with an anchored safety rope. 

Seeing the frothy price of slips has me thinking to wait while keeping the idea on the back burner. 

Like Lima one Or Kavi  etc.. easy check there.but rates too good to be true is a BIG FAT RED Flag to a pump and dump due diligence or advance fee company.

Well, you could start by sending me a big fat check of all those managed proceeds 😂

You’d be surprised what you can find if you put a little real life effort in, and you’ll have someone super close to your property that won’t put you on the back burner for another client.

(OK, so it's silly on a few levels, but then again...)Sure, there's plenty of fat on those bones any one of us *could* carve off. 

On the fat edge/face of the floor joist?

We have a fat Heloc on our paid-off primary.

A fat heloc is my recommendation.