You have hit the JACKPOT of resources for real estate investors.

After years of spinning wheels in the corporate world it will be extremely liberating to be in control of my own destiny! 

You have hit the JACKPOT of resources for real estate investors.

They charge high interest, prefer short amortization, and are very liberal in charging various fees. 

You sound like a conservative that's trying to poke fun at what they think a SJW / white liberal savior complex person might say.  

It might be a way around late rent restrictions and perhaps a method of dealing with ultra liberal judges who often throw out late charges.This is worth serious exploration in my book.

You have hit the JACKPOT of resources for real estate investors.

This analysis may differ depending upon what state you are in and how liberal the Judges are there.

Refi 2-4 unit: 75% rate/term, 70% cash out.SFR: 85% rate/term, 75% cash out.That's the more liberal of Fannie or Freddie in all cases. 

@Rich O'Neill on a hopefully lighter note there was a line about VAT/national sales tax that made the rounds last time this got a push: "it will pass as soon as liberals realize it is a cash machine and conservatives realize it is regressive."