I am a newbie and am looking for a form or app I can download that will enable me to analyze a property quickly and consistently each time.

Yes being around those talented N'ville musicians would be a boost in itself.

Interesting (to me at least) factoid about myself; I am a professional musician and perform in the USAF band program where I've had the privilege of playing for 3 US presidents, 2 of whom were living.

This will help you to decide where, why, how much. rental or flip; thus enable you to prepare the budget for that bid & whatever payments that is needed.

It will most likely be a Google Voice number which forwards to my home/cell/business phone and has voice mail enabled with "Do Not Disturb" turned on.

The reason stated is to enable them to easily securitize several loans and sell them on the secondary market. 

Technology has enabled communication with a remote CPA through phone calls, emails, skype etc.

It is especially important from the attorney's aspect because contingencies need to be added in to the Contract through the attorney review process which will enable you to assign the contract to a third party, and perhaps limit your exposure to your earnest money deposit only. 

Both of those methods will enable you to avoid the withholding.

Artists/musicians have begun to move in.