The fact that the 20% is also subordinated to paying my mortgage payment first it just seems like a screaming deal to the mortgage partner, doesn't it? 

If I pull up to look at a new apt and see a car parked on the lawn and hear lady screaming at her kids from the hallway, I will either settle because that is all I can get or it is below market rent or I am leaving., Good luck with the evictions and rehabs 

Too many bloody knuckles, curse-words and grease for me, and I never seem to have the right tools or know all the clever tricks.

For two years of school unless you find a house that is kid safe and a screaming deal don't buy a house in grad school. 

its never bloody mary until its bloody mary. . so try all of the easier more sane parts like kilz

Loud parties, music, screams, gunshots etc are often sources of complaints from neighbors. 

I would want to get a screaming deal on this one personally

Nothing felonious or dangerous, but PLENTY that told us to run screaming and a good bit that should have shown up on the TransUnion report.

We decided to hire someone off craigslist...I think I just heard you scream.

Blood is dripping down.