I would recommend you skip the Prairie Dog and check out Castle Rock instead,I remember it being pretty cool as a child. 

In your situation I don't think I would sell anything off... unless you have a problem child in your portfolio then now may be a perfect time to sell since the market is so hot. 

Ha @Jay Hinrichs your dad sounds like mine, exploiting child labor, haha. 

The investor is like a child in a candy store.....WOW......which candy should I eat next and next....... you as the investor is the kid, all those houses out there are your candies......go for it.

There's always the creative route in naming a child.

You're a bad man child.

I just had a tenant send me a letter threatening to contact the DMV, SSI and other organizations and turn my child and I in for "working" because we are both on disability.

Back child support and property taxes as well. 

When our first child was born in SF, we new we needed a plan to get out of there due to the extreme cost of housing, etc.    

As a child I watched my mother buy renovate and sell property.