Uh-Oh I re-read the last sentence and sound like the landlord version of one of the "innocent" guys in prison.Still think its fun.

Can you explain your last sentence? 

These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.

My name is Andrew and am a freelance writer in my spare time.I am doing an article on the best real estate agent slogans/taglines and am looking for 50 or so agents to submit one from their company along with a headshot and a 1-2 sentence recap about why your company or business fits the slogan. 

Year and a 1/2 ago we had a problem on the place that we have been livin for 8 years the water flooding from upstairs on the condominium the owner agreed to sell to soon as the property was going to be repair by the insurance insurance it never repaired the Condominium and did the sentence after he died are not willing to fix it but my Purchase contract is active they Just want the rent but don't want to fix the unit. how can I come out winning on this situation?

For that last sentence, 18% of the gross rent is a good ballpark, but do your own research on what you are comfortable with.Also, look at what the same money will buy for a down payment on your next home and maybe a different rental property. 

Yes, the sentence doesn’t make grammatical sense, but you get the idea.

800,000 down payment could get you into a high quality commercial NNN property.The issue is you are wanting 100,000 off of a 800,000 investment.You want a 12.5% annual pre-tax return and passive in the same sentence.

I edited your sentence above :) The answer is 'from your records'. 

He said his son just was sentenced to 5 years in prison and he’s coming this week to move his furniture and items out of the rental home I own.