It is also my understanding that this would result in large tax returns (from depreciation offsetting my other active income) that I could use to continue to expand my portfolio. 

FB Marketplace is probably your best bet - You can try craigslist too but at least with FB you can do a quick scan of someone's profile before talking to them. 

Meaning its a full documentation loan and you will need active income to qualify and only can go up to 50% debt to income ratio.

., one of the creators, is active here and can probably assist you as well.

A Solo 401k which is exempt from UBIT on leveraged real estate may be a better option if you have legitimate self employment activity. 

Lots of good advice above- I think an active, professional network of pros that know and trust each other is essential.

I think for at least one of mine (it's been a long time) it was just a letter that my commander had to sign, basically saying I was in the military, behaving myself, and the Air Force wasn't trying to actively kick me out.

My easiest and safest bet would be to just build the outside storage lot.

It was an active rehab and involved a permit that was needed, then wasn’t needed, and then was needed again.

While doing an Airbnb seems like a good idea it does not resolve the issue of the divorce and splitting the propertyI still think your best bet is to drop the price and sell it and start your life over.