Lastly, the demand effect may even be more acute today than in a “normal” market because high interest rates have suppressed supply of available homes. 

This tenant ain't doing all that for a cut finger.

And while I think there will be continued distress in various pockets and at various times, I don't expect it to hit all at once, creating an acute effect on prices.  

Stats say they are already acutally coming down some. 

Nothing special, stirring spoons, tongs, ladles, a cutting board, mixing bowls, all the normal stuff you’d see in a kitchen - the guests expect it.

One way to make money is taking a cut of the Gurus sales that come to town.

That's a cute solution but not based on reality. 

At least you have a cut off point in 3 years lol.  

A staggering 86% of households earning under $25K spend over half their income on rent, highlighting the acute affordability crisis.Urgent calls for policy intervention, including incentives for housing production like the potential reintroduction of the 421-a tax abatement, are echoing through the city as leaders grapple with the severity of the housing shortage.

The more "things" you add the more attention your listing will get but you need a cut-off.