I screen animals and then assign a score to determine how much to charge.

For selling performing notes, companies like Mission Capital or Watermark Capital Partners specialize in purchasing notes, including DSCR-based ones.

Also, I'd lease out the other bedrooms for additional income as well as practice screening, leasing, and interpersonal comms.  

Everything is on my schedule every day in a block of time (including shower).

You might want to read our series about “How to Screen a PMC Better than a Tenant”, since selecting the wrong PMC is usually more harmful than selecting a bad tenant: https://www.biggerpockets.com/member-blogs/3094/91877-how-to-screen-a-pmc-better-than-a-tenant-part-1-services-and-processes

that we’ve learned in our 24 years, managing almost 700 doors across the Metro Detroit area, including almost 100 S8 leases.

We don't allow any "deal-making" in the forums, which includes advertising your services or properties, looking for partners, etc.

There are the same so-called owners under four different names including governmentauction.com and it has nothing to do with the government.

If the former, note per Union City Rent Stabilization ordinance (https://ecode360.com/15397000 is a slightly outdated version), "the terms of this chapter apply to individual dwelling units within a building, including condominium or cooperative units in the process of being converted, or having been converted".

And typically long term rentals don't make it easy to include property management fees into the numbers and have them still work well.I would consider looking into STR type areas where you can avoid the risk of property damages (str and pm insurance covers almost everything that they might damage) and evictions/collections.