@Michael Travis parrish If you're creative and have thick skin there are still things to find but it won't be easy.

[We provide moving boxes and 3mil thick contractor type plastic bags.]3.

It should be very comfortable, e.g. hotel-quality mattresses and pillows,  thick cotton sheets and towels, etc.

The concrete around this one is thick and in good shape.

I just have a thick head.

I am now trying out the "luxury vinyl planks" - Consumer Reports recommended the Lowes' brand  Shaw, for which I paid $2 a square foot plus you have to put in relatively thick underlayment and then ~$1.70- $2 a square foot install.

Sponsor essentially “buys out” investors.I have 6 years of property management experience, 2 years of putting deals together, managing contractors, maintenance personnel, financial analysis, good relationships with local investors.Example Deal (One that I've analyzed recently):Purchase Price: $14,200,000 Down Payment: $4,260,000 Closing @ 2%(Estimate from CRE): $284,000 Sponsor Acquisition Fee (1%): $142,000 Cash Outlay: $4,686,000Cap: 7.24% NOI: $1,028,080 Debt Service (2.6% Float/4.5% IO/4.5% P&I): $9,940,000 ($258,440 / $447,300 / $596,400)CoC (Float/IO/P&I): $769,640 / $580,780 / $431,680 CoC Return (Float/IO/P&I): 16.4% / 12.4% / 9.2% Preferred Returns of 6%: $281,160 Annual Bonus of 4%: $187,440 Splits (35/65) 11-16%: $98,406 / $182,754 ($281,160)Investors get a realized rate of 13.9%Potential upside in first 18 months is annual gross rental increase of $106,200 Feel free to eat me alive, I've got a pretty thick skin. 

You could also incorporate other jobs for the security person to make them more valuable.Alternative idea to the fence: You could have a gate, but use large thick bushes as a natural gate around the rest of the property.

I've seen contracts one page to an inch thick.

Well laminate is much cheaper than vinyl, especially the thick vinyl.