Biggies for me include: are the AC filters being changed (dirty filters age the entire system), any sign of water damage (does the caulk/grout look to be in good condition - toliet, tubs/showers and are these draining); any physical damage (floors, walls, ceilings, trim, cabinetry); appliances clean/working order; any property threats (grill to close to house, electrical outlets overloaded, any trip hazards (including those caused by hoarding/excessive clutter), doors/windows blocked by furniture,etc), security lighting adequate. 

You mean to tell me I can get a room or an entire apartment cheaper than a hotel with a full kitchen, cooking utensils, BBQ grills, and a host that will help me with anything that I need.

I have a small propane powered fire pit that connects to a line splitter and tank that is shared by the gas grill. 

Typically we do a beef steak and strips of onion and bell peppers, but you can really use anything.

I thought I’d mention since it’s a condo there is an HOA which would assume a large portion of the risk for shared amenities such as the pool/hot tub/grill/beach area/etc.I have an existing LLC that owns (2) LTR and also a long term hold that’s a large piece of acreage.  

Monthly house hangouts where we go out to an event, dinner, grill, ect.

and even then you can still have optional grill, pet, pool heating fees etc.  

The only sections  of Home Depot that I would go to was the garden and grilling sections)  I'm sorry you're struggling right now, but look at it as a learning opportunity. 

You could also plumb the grill with it from the big tank so it is all in one.

It's like trying to decide between cake or steak, lol...