There are a lot of great CPAs on this forum and most work virtually, but I don't know if anyone is taking on new clients.I can highly recommend @Daniel Hyman CPA, and his firm My Online Accountant, LLC

You also have virtually zero equity. 

Hi All,I want to first start out by saying thank you to the many of you that I have had the chance to connect with through Bigger Pockets, both over lunch/coffee and here online.With that being said, over the past two years, my wife and I have virtually eliminated all of our "bad" debt and currently saving capital for our first real estate investment purchase.We have truly been committing ourselves to better understanding the in's and out's through our own research and are getting much closer to finally taking action.I am from San Diego, recently moved to Orange County, and I'm sure as many of you know the entry level capital required for investing in CA is quite high due to the cost of living (I could be completely mistaken as I only know the OC & SD market to an extent).

Today both units are STR booked virtually 100% and the rent is ~$15k/month total. 

Currently in Colorado but working Northern Worcester County virtually through some of my contacts there. 

As others have said yes you are overthinking this, if the property isn't going to be held in the LLC then it probably isn't worth the cost of the LLC and the tenant could still look you up, if you wanted a little more privacy from public records you could put the property in the name of a trust and get a PO box or other virtual mailbox that the county would send your property tax bill to. 

Both sets of tenants still are living there.I have a large dog (lab that is over 100 lbs) and have had in the past Goldens and a King Shepherd (150 lbs of virtually no fat).  

It sounds similar to what Virtual Staging Solutions has created for the staging industry...They charge per Project to 'virtually stage' a property. 

Drexel Hill are virtually the same. 

You can invest in property as a real estate agent in virtually the same way everyone else does.