The issue you are having stems from the amount of keyword alerts you have set up.I'll get in touch with you when we have a solution.

What happens when VC funding slows down, which it has started to, or even dries up? 

Wow, sounds like a great way to get into a house for nothing, while keeping some powder dry on the side @Brian Volland.The only other thing that might be a useful metric would be to do present value calculations on the portion of cash flow that you would effectively hold in reserve for future CapEx, rainy day funds, etc.

In actuality, we had the unit ready in 3 days (clean out, dry out, paint, carpet, new stove).

The toilet is littered with poop and the sink is all full with some having dried on the vanity door as it leaked from sink.

It was in the summer and everything was dry, as the water table was very low that summer.

They are not dry or boring reading like a majority of most real estate books out there.

The tenants made no attempt to help pick their wet belongings up so the company could dry out the carpet.

You may just have to wait for their patience to dry up.

The purchase price is $475,000 with 2 sets of washer/drying, stove, dishwasher, fridge.