In contrast, while deodorant sales dried-up due to social distancing, locked-down consumers have sent ice-cream sales soaring.

Now that these buggers are getting paid off the income is increasing and the depreciation doesn't cut it.With my existing 6 figure salary all this rental income is just cream on the top for Uncle Sam to skim off.

Cream rises to the top.  

Like a diet coke and a double cheese burger - one cancels out the other.)

The government cannot tell McDonalds what it can sell a cheese burger for, yet everyone needs to eat.

Now if by Twin Cities your speaking the Mpls/St Paul surrounding, well then it's like saying does Bridgeman's have a decent ice cream?

I don't look at it as a choice between good flavors of ice cream when I can have it all!

Granted these don't happen all the time that's why it is really hard to add those calculations to all TK properties/providers.REI is not always Rosy going the TK route and nor is always peaches and cream buying locally in your case high cost west coast route.

Another great local resource is the Facebook group called The CREAM .. it's super active online but I think they've only had one or two in-person events prior to COVID. 

The actual map looks closer to Swiss cheese.