A 5 year old wants ice cream for breakfast.  

Who knows, maybe we'll even get some of those those fancy ice cream shops like North Seattle has.

He flushed a banana peel down the toilet, was surprised when it clogged.

An honorable mention is The Fish That Ate The Whale: The Life And Times Of America's Banana King by Rich Cohen.

I don't have a STR but a friend of mine supplies a single cup Keurig machine, the pods and powdered cream. 

If you don't get a good start there you could find the top property managers in Cleveland based on their online reviews and interview many of them to see who is the cream of the crop. 

Most people will caution you to only get one, and to have a tiny credit limit on it to make sure you don't go bananas on unnecessary spending, but if you're already in the mindset to use your credit cards as a tool for building credit, I don't think you'll have any issues with it.

Maybe buying and renting ice cream shops in rural North Dakota is your thing.

The non-property owner is getting creamed right now...that's the riskiest proposition.I'm a big proponent that debt structure is paramount in risk mitigation. 

The United States has become one large banana republic.