And two, our housekeepers bleach the heck out of a white load of linens to get most dirt/stains out of them.We find that they tend to wear out before they get 'stained' out. 

We will have to find a team on the ground, including cleaner, handyman, linen service, lawncare, pool maintenance, emergency contact, … One person may be able to fill multiple roles, but for the very least it will be 2 or 3 different entities and it’s not like I can just order these people from Amazon, with a 30-day free return or refund.

Clean ones....sorry, couldn't help myself:)  My STR in Winter Park has great reviews and my secret to success is to make sure the place and linens are clean. 

What about laundry services and replacement of ruined linens or other damaged items?  

Customer Service Problem: What they do is cute, annoying, but cute and clever.

We purchase towels, linens and kitchen items at Bed Bath & Beyond, which can actually be cost-effective if you have coupons (some are up to 20% off your entire purchase, and they never expire). 

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@Jerryll Noorden,Clever! 

It is going to take some time, but I'm certain clever lawyers, eager paralegals and law students will find some really inventive ways to kick Dodd Frank to the street, just like the two Senators behind this mess should have been.