You also deal with endless bull **** with there’s not enough cups, I can’t find the house, I saw one hair in a corner, I thought this was going to be as good as the four seasons, yada yada.

It's an 1890's Queen Anne that was chopped up into an upper apartment with existing long-term tenant, and a hair salon downstairs that I converted into a 3/1 Airbnb.

And dog hair stuck to trim that hasn’t been cleaned in who knows how long.

They said everything looks nice except the toilets are dirty and there is hair in the bathrooms.  

Using it for the down payment or buying the property outright is out of their terms (you could probably split hairs and say that their terms of service says no mortgage payments... but buying the entire property outright could be a gray area.....)But...  

Utilities have been pretty finicky so I finally have everyone moved to a flat fee, which not being on a flat fee caused some hairs to raise with the middle tenant. 

They can tell ya all about how to whiten teeth, shake hands, hair product, but economics lol, yeah not so much.

Quote from @Sarah Grace Haire: Hi Shawn!

This way I can finally move out and get out of my parents hair, we’re all sick of me living there still.

This way I can finally move out and get out of my parents hair, we’re all sick of me living there still.