My job is to not be tempted to prescribe solutions like a doctor who only knows to offer pills.

It's no better than giving them sugar pills for half their social security check and justifying it by saying "the power of positive thinking is real".

@Brandon Foken1 solid response after 400 letters is a tough pill to swallow.

As @Aaron Mazzrillo said there is no perfect letter or as I use to look for, the "magic pill".  

Things I found:- several large boxes of penis enlargement pills. (..The neighbor, Marvin, came by to visit when we were cleaning out the house.

There is no secret formula or magic pill.

@Wayne Brooks My Rays are prescription and I can't grow hair anymore except places it shouldn't grow.

Run an application all looks fine show up to sign lease docs and they have 5 pit bulls that are all "companion animals" 5 prescriptions one for each dog by name and description.  

Forget getting a license or pilling more onto your plate.  

Los Angeles County, CIty of Signal HIllTenant with anxiety disorder presented with prescription from physician for daily medical cannabis inhalation.My first thought was, 'is that without filters by any chance?'