Squirrels chewed a hole in a facia board was another.

He drives a jacked up 4 wheel drive truck, chews tobacco, is big and burly, smells like diesel fuel, and has neck tats. 

-This is a lie because at no point did i try to fraudulently conduct business, i carefully explained everything to him in his language (Spanish) and have done everything in my power to make sure the deal goes smoothly and he gets what we agreed upon.There was many other lies that thanks to my ability to remain organized and keep track of everything i work on were also proven wrong... the detectives even went to my Brokerage firm where the owner/broker called me in to have a meeting, it started out with him chewing me up for what he believed to be a shady agent but after presenting my side of the story he was on my side and said there was absolutely no doubt in his mind that i was doing this correctly and had nothing but good intentions. he said the seller is just a lowlife who wants to get out of the contract to get more money somewhere else.

@Lahiru S Hettiarachchi Gamage. it looks like @Andrew Postell gave you a LOT to chew on. 

I think that gives you some stuff to chew on.  

Yeah they are one way because so much of the money gets chewed up in management fees!

Big burly ruffians with neck tats that chew tobacco in their sleep and smell like diesel fuel.

They are big burly guys with neck tats, they smell like diesel fuel, drive jacked up 4x4s and chew tobacco for breakfast. 

Obama said that he didn't want to, so the media chewed McCain apart.

Good luck, @Leyda Chew