Even if you break even, you will lose money every month it sits vacant, when you need repairs, property management, etc.

Would love any leads to help me solve this problem even if it means making some phone calls.

Or even refinanced it to them?

The reality is that you will not find that in the seller finance space, and even if you do, there will be virtually no discount. 

Heck, I didn't even want to make it about SEO.

I'm not even sure how salary got introduced into this scenario but I'd prefer to discuss solutions and explore ways to get to the objective. 

We asked for receipts but haven't received them, even though according to contract they're mandated to share them.  

You can't even get an officer to a traffic accident anymore and how many domestic violence situations happen with little to no attention.  

Update to my previous post (the update button didn't seem to do anything for me).Their customer support team was able to help me get my account back, even though the email made it seem otherwise.

But I'm not sure how I would structure these deals or if I could even get these deals!