So, the chances of me spotting a construction issue or deferred maintenance problem that a trained professional (who I hire) wouldn't catch are pretty slim. 

Maintenance, repairs and turnover eat up the slim cash flow and then some.

@Katie Southard   Just a thought many mailboxes aren't locked so the liability aspect if the key is not marked is likely slim to none. 

The high volume guys are working on very slim margins.

Offering a good company one unit is nothing to them so your options are slim.

However, there was slim pickens on insurers.

I've been removing older looking fans for the slim LEDs, especially if the place has low ceilings.

I suspect your chances of closing are slim so start looking for a credible lender who will do their due diligence on the property early in the game instead of just now figuring out that the property is rural.   

Sateen weave has a tendency to trap stains and they pill up over time.

Oh really, was it someone else who bought black-market sleeping pills and crushed them up and snorted them, ODed on the fentanyl in them, and it took paramedics and Narcan to bring her back from death's door?""