Then came investor financial data, I wanted at least a few years in there, I got a totally different-identical answer:"another one of our customers just imported his on his own with our API."

You can buy a large upper/lower with two identical units in decent condition for about 350-450k.

They are thieves and liars too, they take your 1st months rent and security deposit, then move tenants into very dirty property that they say they cleaned and repaired. 

A "good lender" doesn't have to do illegal activity to assure a deal will close and an agent has no right to the kind of information that would make identity theft possible.

What the Sixers propose is nearly identical to Garden set up.

Dissolving the LLC would require starting over with a new entity, which can be more time-consuming and may reset any business credit you've already established.To change the name, you can file an amendment with the Wyoming Secretary of State, which is straightforward and keeps the LLC intact while giving you a fresh identity.

I use tenantbackgroundsearch.com, although many of the vendors provide automated reports that are nearly identical. 

Would we be able to put the home in the Holding LLC since our names are directly on it (albeit a Delaware LLC meant to hide our identities)?

@Darrick Lowe, We just had a situation nearly identical to this-  Eastern PA.

Then there's the issue with doing a 1031 which is fine but my property taxes would go from $2200/yr to $4400/yr for an identical home.