The trades are lined up but we're responsible for the dumpster, temporary fence, and portable john.

Do I really want to learn this trade?

I looks like the former, based on the following definition --"The term placed in service means the time that property is first placed by the taxpayer in a condition or state of readiness and availability for a specifically assigned function, whether for use in a trade or business, for the production of income, in a tax-exempt activity, or in a personal activity."

Gain a lot of experience in learning about the trades and working with contractors. 

The prospects for appreciation are limited (probably below the inflation rate), your tenant pool sucks to manage from out of state, your risk is high because you don't know what the heck you're doing - none of us did on the first go; that's not personal - and your flippant verbiage is treating this more like trading stocks than buying property. 

Also, they have access to a tremendous amount of information and connections to those trades that we all need more access to. you may also ask where are the regulations stated in writing, then you will have the ability to answer further question you may have regarding these matters

Getting this assistance is not easy and Welfare demeans you and treat you the way they want to because there is no consequences for them.  

Joe, dude, that is a struggle.Many people offer facebook ads, but I honestly have not met anyone to do it how it should be done.So let me try to help at least vet potential companies offering FB ads.The structure of a Facebook ad is as follows.You have the ad Angle (or copy), which is the text of the ad, you have the creative, which is the media (pictures gis videos), and you have the audience, which is the kind of people the ad will be shown to.So here is one Ad SET:You can see my angle (which is an ad copy I wrote which I called "$360K", you can see I have 5 creatives (pictures in this case, picture 1, picture 25, picture 50, picture 53 and picture 59) and I have an audience that is blurred as this is a trade secret.Clicking on this ad SET you will see the actual ad, where you can see all the pictures associated with that specific ad set.Imagine you have 30 audiences, 5 creatives and 3 angles.What Facebook does is :Takes Ange 1 + Creative 1 + Audience 1 and launches it.

A balloon may be slightly more attractive terms, but, you will have some inherit trade offs.

Is there a commute that's so long and arduous that people turn away from Boston and decide to work on central Maine and New Hampshire, trading off some income for quality of life?