Now I'm being sauteed and placed on the grill. 

Well try to grill some fish.

RPOA.com they have a Real Estate Investor & Landlord Networking Breakfast every Friday morning at 8am at Cheshire Grill.  

They were all watching out for me, provided the proof of dogs at the property, extra occupants etc (It was our understanding and per the lease there would only be 3 adults over 18 living in the house plus a 7 or 8 yo boy - at one time for about 2 mos there were around 7 adults and 5-7 children 12 and under living in the home and it took pressure on him to get them out - evicting for extra occupants and unauth'd dogs is tough in KS - so I had to wait just a bit longer for non payment of rent when he felt it was more important to spend money getting a $20-$30k plus cadillac back that was repossessed while I was at the  house repossessing my $1k plus gas grille I left for them. 

It has a pool, multiple bbq grills, a gym, a lounge with pool table, shuffle board, and 4 TV's (great for hosting friends and family), and a top of the line coffee machine that saves us $6-7 per day.

Currently we provide snacks and coffee, grill, and property has an outdoor shower. 

Also leaves me a few meals to cook myself or grill out because i enjoy doing that occasionally.For those in Southern Indiana or Louisville check out “Bite Meals” and “MacroMan”.  

I'm totally prepared to get my *** grilled based on the title of this thread but that's fine. 

No....)One property that we closed on. these wires were out above the condenser grill.

If you want to turn it into an amenity, you could add picnic benches and barbecue grills.