To ensure clean drinking water, the landlord will be providing bottled water delivery, but will be passing that cost along to the renter.

We get together, play Cashflow, eat, drink, and network.

@Ethan JosiahYou're probably drinking from a fire house looking at and analyzing deals when your schedule is more flexible, and then everything goes quiet for a few weeks when you get busier at work/life. 

Offer them a drink, talk and get to know them first(If you don't).

Worse case, the eviction process finishes and they get kicked out.As far as dealing with your client - this sounds like a "lead a horse to the water but can't make him drink" type situation.

I'll buy the first drink or appetizer.

You will need to leave them something to eat and drink when they get there.

;) and take me out for a drink Unless you are still in the mood for gambling.

To be honest, the several avenues you can take within investing along with the plethora of knowledge on BP, makes all this feel like drinking through a fire-hose.

Wow, I sound like I'm in Alcoholics Anonymous.