I'd tell you a bird pun, but that would just be foul.

Originally posted by @Kaman Pun:@Mike M.

My prediction is that home prices will continue to fall in areas dependent on the L trains until a month or two before they shut down the line - then I think prices will stay low until maybe half a year before the project is completed (there will be light at the end of the tunnel, pun intended), at which point prices will rise to all time highs.  

Highway robbery, if you pardon the pun. 

No pun intended :-)Right now I have 46 front doors and soon to be 55-60 front doors.  

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No pun intended.  

You already have some tools in your toolbox....no pun intended.Now, you simply have to work on the other elements to progress your REI pursuit.Ok, now that you have taken your initial step, below are some quick links to get engaged. http://www.biggerpockets.com/startherehttp://www.biggerpockets.com/meethttps://www.biggerpockets.com/alertsHow to Use @Mentions on BiggerPocketshttps://www.biggerpockets.com/ruleshttps://www.biggerpockets.com/inviteshttps://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/categoriesREI books suggested by BPershttp://www.biggerpockets.com/renewsblog/2013/04/14/best-real-estate-books/?

(I apologize for the bad pun, but I had too.) 

But ,no pun intended, they HAD to pass a Texan law to limit you to 6 sex toys.