The author's tone makes him out as a royal jerk (particularly in a few passages where he talks about his impressions of women in San Francisco), but his perspective on life at FB is certainly unique.

Hello all, My name is Elyossef, from Israel.i'm looking to start investing in buying properties and looking to build a team in the US. i am looking for my "prince/ss) agent" to work closely with in INDIANAPOLIS area. if you are out there- let me know!

It is a 3/2 1250sqft SFR with an absentee owner in Royal Oak, Michigan.

In this instance this woman has been a homeowner (and previously living in a new house) so there are two strikes against her liking being a renter and living in an older place.I do like the suggestion that, if she continues to be a royal pain in a low spot you either consider offering to let her buy your house (if you are interested in selling it) or offering her the "Happy Clause"; however, in doing the latter you'd have to return any unused rent.  

Anyways, call Royal Engineering or Frank Comer with PST. 

If the goal is to save the princess, would you set off on your journey wearing flip flops and a t-shirt and plié straight through to the dragons lair and knock on the door or would you let Princess Kashmir sleep a little longer while you saved up for some armour and a sword?

@Bernard Royal My market is getting quite pricey as well, and I am looking to invest out of state as well. 

Hey @Reuben Royal,When you are considering your messaging, try not to over think it.

We are also looking in Royal Oak, Oak Park, Berkley amd Southfield.

I'm currently looking for single family/multifamily in Ferndale, Royal Oak, Berkley, Oak Park, and Southfield.