The other guy (much more handsome sexy, with beautiful curly flowing hair...) he leans against a palm tree, cracks open a coconut and get out a coconut tree worm.. munches on the rest and sips the water and says "aaahhhhhh" remember those old Coca Cola commercials right before the movie starts?

It's beautiful, I love it.

From a Keynesian Beauty Contest view, I'd rank them 1,3,4/5/2 from least to most risky, keeping in mind that #3 is passive, until it isn't and that there are too many variables to accurate differentiate between #2,4,&5.

Almost everyone commented on how beautiful the house was, but they said that the layout would not work for them.

I figure if he had no energy to shave, he certainly don't have the energy to mow.The property is located in an "A" area, almost 100% homeowners, all with beautifully manicured lawns, so even when my tenants cut the grass, it's not even or edged, and there's no spring and winter cleanup, it still stands out looking unkempt.

I remember seeing my family, and friends growing up purchasing homes and building these beautiful lives around them, there was so much envy, and sadness because I knew the potential was there.

It’s a beautifully renovated 3 bed 2 bath 1st floor unit that I am trying to rent BUTTTT The house next door is burnt down with graffiti next to it.

From what I can tell, all you have at this point is a long rambling email with the only mention of anything remotely resembling a solution is the mention of the word “subletting”. 

That is one of the beautiful things about real estate investing.

I want to make my own hours so I can spend more time having fun with my amazing wife and beautiful daughter.