You can’t control when Luckin Coffee company cooks their books and their stock tanks 95%.  

In your ad, put........No dangerous breed animals or petsNo smokers of any kind,No evictions, everNo felonies, everThere is a $50.00 Non-refundable background check that you (The prospective tenant) will payYour gross income must be at least 3x the monthly rent.Then when they call......dont pickup the phone.........let them leave a voice mail...........If they sound like they have sense......then TEXT them back and ask them to verify the above.Once they verify then arrange a showing

i know many people prefer gas to cook with

First, the people that lived there previously were smokers.

Im hearing that attorneys haven’t got the deed from title company yet and Covid is causing delay in getting it back from the cook county.

Cook county is unique for this reason. 

@Shyla Cooks It’s very specific to each person.

When they get back to my places they just want to drink beer, cook dinner, and go to bed.

Last resort - if they stop paying you may have to implement, "Cash-for-keys" - an expedited way to get them to move out without waiting for cook county sheriff to arrive/courts to open 6-12 months - GIVE THEM MONEY for a moving truck.

This sounds great, at least I thought it was, but I was not ready to be a teacher, a dad, a worker, a landlord, a cook, and an investor all at the same time.