I spent $700 extra on the make ready to upgrade from buff/polish to a complete sand but it now has the most beautiful re-finished hardwood floors.  

Well I appreciate your insults, I'll take them under hard consideration /s I'm not the police, nor do I have any interest in monitoring how people live their life.

I have also served on a local Historic Preservation Commission (the renovation taste "police" as some unhappy campers refer to it).

Here comes the umbrella policy police.

The local police might be able to help you find one in the area. 

The only BSP (Bandit Sign Police) I have ever dealt with are other investors!

If there is a police report about the assault and a conviction or a guilty plea, Alabama law says it is a non-curable default if there has been a criminal assault. 

We rent to a decent number of younger, single women and I always recommend to them when they bring this up that they either consider not doing it, or maintaining the financial lease in their name only with the boyfriend as a resident at the pleasure of the authorized tenant - this way, when the inevitable domestic police call occurs, she has a greater chance of not being put out of her own home by demonstrating that he's only there at her pleasure and that she's the responsible party on the lease.

Being an investor, self managing my own portfolio PLUS 30 years in law enforcement as a police/fire/911 dispatcher - this nothing more than family drama. 

Like, if you were a cop, you would start a long-term plan to work with a lender to understand the PBA loan and then market that as a first-time home buyers seminar or investor seminar to police stations in your area.