They test the limit switches, clean the burners and check the heat exchanger for cracks.  

We'll have a burner phone number (probably through google voice or something) that will take messages solely dedicated to REI.We wanted some forward momentum as we were spending too much time in the "learning" phase, which was definitely helpful, but it's now time for action.

I have done some major renovation work include installing a wood fire burner, Air source heating, a new bathroom and general tidying.

If they refuse spit in their coffee when they are not watching and take a picture of that green brown yellow loogie floating in their coffee, and when they finished drinking it, ask for their number, then run away and once you are in your car send them a pic (or video even better) of that monster loogie and them drinking and chewing on that fat slimy loogie and then say in the text, if you only had given me their info.

Not a barn-burner, but the lot next door will be sold quickly for $100k to make this a great deal.Our borrower’s transaction is handled through the same independent escrow and title company that handled the wholesaler’s purchase.

She was a good tenant so I let her slide.  8 mo later she got a great job and her fat tax check and she was caught up in 3 months.The other side of the coin is the mouthy tenant you hate that can't pay cause they spent their rent money going to vegas for his/her birthday even though they don't have a pot to piss in. 

I know it was stupid to put insurance on the back burner but I've rented the two apartments above my business for 40 years without event.

I was on to next client the think about its went to the back burner key to success was constant new buyer flow.. which I believe was probably easier in my day than today. 

.$0Electric Meters2Gas Meters1Water Meters2InteriorRoomsJack & Jill, Main Floor Bedroom, Main Floor Master Bedroom, Master Bathroom, Master Bedroom, Master SuiteAppliances6 Burner Stove, Dishwasher, Gas Oven, Refrigerator, Water HeaterInterior FeaturesCeiling Fan(s), Recessed Lighting, Stone CountersFlooringLaminateExteriorLot FeaturesOn Golf CourseSecurity Features24 Hour Security, Gated Community, Gated with GuardFencingPartialSewerPublic SewerAnnual ExpensesTotal$0Electric$0.00Fuel$0Trash$0Insurance$0Water/Sewer$0Unit DetailsUnitUnits:1Beds:3Baths:2Garage:3Actual Rent:$0Total Rent:$0Pro Forma:$3,000Furnished:UnfurnishedUnitUnits:1Beds:1Baths:1Garage:0Actual Rent:$0Total Rent:$0Pro Forma:$1,000Furnished:Unfurnished# Of Units With:Electric Meters2Gas Meters1Water Meters2Dishwasher1Range2Refrigerator2Wall AC1Additional InformationSpecial Listing ConditionsStandardAssociation Fee$495Association Fee FrequencyMonthlyLand LeaseNoRent Control YNNo50% OCCUPIED AT $1200 FOr STUDIO And THINKING $2995-3100

As if the loss of what amounts to a big fat federal subsidy from gov't-controlled Fannie Mae isn't going to be made up for elsewhere.