That's easy - give him his walking papers.

The three I'm acquiring were all booked over the phone and written on a paper calendar! 

Quote from @Joe Villeneuve: Run the payments through any automatic money handling source.Escrow account, checking account, auto deposits work great.What about the actual paper work we both sign….who writes that up?

The same goes with paper assets, like stocks. 

I also own a rental property in cash under an LLC that profits very little on paper.

I am currently Investing around the Phoenix area from out of state, it looks like you need someone in Arizona on paper to manage your properties. 

@Shannon Garst The state formation docs are worth as much as the paper they are written on.

I would make the argument property management agreements are some of the most important to get right and worth the expense to ensure they are papered correctly.

Currently Iam working on 2 loans from 2 different banks (done with valuation, appraisail, waiting to sign some papers before I go for christmas leave…for both banks, disbursement to take place after New Year)

I have a feeling MTR guests booking like to see a discount on paper.