Here's time & money an agent or PMC needs to spend to get a rental listed:1) Make sure it's clean2) Hopefully, take professional pics and just not use the camera-phone3) Take room sizes and note positives and negatives about the property4) Since most rentals aren't advertised on MLS, research multiple sources for rental comparables to determine rent.5) Write a GREAT ad for the property6) Syndicate or manually enter the ad on numerous websitesThen, once published for rent, how much time do you think they spend taking all the phone calls (most of them from idiots who don't take the time to read the ad), doing all the showings, chasing applications & supporting docs, processing applications?

When I grow up, I want to be like James.Rumors around Ohio circulate that James once killed 2 stones with 1 bird and when he crunches numbers on deals he is known to be the only one that can divide ZERO.I also heard that James makes onion's cry and uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks haha

The story is long, so I'll cut to the chase: after earning my degree and graduating, I found a job that was quite satisfying.

Who has time to chase down angry money?

If you're looking for high quality tenants ("A") in a larger SFH that don't want to deal with the hassle of moving after a year you may chase some people away.  

There is no money to chase here.

Sniping birds from the back porch is a good way to unwind after work.Adult dvd's. 

I'm needing a CRE lender well versed for warehouse space for an owner/user preferably with Chase bank.

he's saying "cash" as opposed to conventional financing from a normal bank.most people who buy a primary residence go to Bank of America or Chase or whatever. 

Doesn't this imply that 99.9% of the people you are desperately chasing are NOT motivated?