I love all of the fabulous content and it appears as though I will be on here daily to soothe the addiction I already appear to be showing signs of.

We also get the super duper cd that was organized by a deaf child who soothed his ADD by pressing the random button.

Such as: Pa Off market  Properties or soothing like that.

Even without knowing any facts about whether or not the oleander destroyer was making soothing hand cream out of the poisonous plant, or not, he still doesn't meet the necessary elements for your old french law, based at minimum on the fact that the property was fenced and gated.  

(I use a female voice over for this as it sounds soothing.)

The landlord tries to soothe them, but the tenant doesn't believe him/her any more, because they've been collecting the rent but not paying the taxes.

These dogs may, of course, provide emotional support and comfort, but they are specifically trained to provide assistance beyond soothing benefits.  

On my spare time, I like to listen to house music when I feel like dancing and when I just want to ease my mind and sooth my soul, its jazz music.

I'm not seeing anything to suggest the kind of "doom" we're getting from the major financial sooth-sayers, however.