It gets the customer out of my hair during construction.  

Do it yourself, learn as much as you can, seek out a grey hair mentor who will advise you for a cup of coffee.  

I'm fine with combing the market for deals, just trying to find a way to legally secure financing without a due on sale clause raining on my parade.

BUt I really should comb through the replies and add more wrong number tags in my contacts list. 

For the most part they don't want to write new business at all and they are all combing thru their books trying to non-renew anything they think may be an issue.

Oh, no, better one, bring my hair back! 

If you put it out there asking for a 3-5 year lease with a small business or startup in your mind, but H&R Block or Supercuts comes along asking for a 10 year NNN (& it's corporate) and agrees to the rent amount you requested, there's no reason not to entertain that, you got better than what you were expecting (there's a reason NNN properties, or ones with a few NNN tenants sprinkled in that are national chains, often sell for lower cap rates), it's not like taxes or hair cuts are going obsolete any time soon. 

I would also recommend hair catchers for the shower drains and sinks. 

At the same time, have the washing machine plumbed correctly so you wont have to deal with this headache in the future.You should then go through that house with a fine tooth comb to see if there is any other issues you haven't noticed.

Deals have hair on them: fact.