Apparently a child tested positive for lead.

He fails to recognize sarcasm that would be obvious even to a child. 

You sound like a child who got into their dad's account.

It could attract parents with an elderly relative or an adult child wanting some personal space.

It has been a great first experience, it nearly paid our mortgage by itself while my wife and I went through masters programs and had our first child.

I own a home that has turned into an immediate problem child. 

and only after you covered properly the "other" aspects of risk management (insurance, umbrella insurance, proper property management, etc.).Unless you are doing flipping (or AirBnb), in which case I suggest you look into Series-LLC and you operate each flip in its own child-series (if not clear why, ask for more details).Anyway, a lot of this is covered in my notes, and that should save you hours of research and hopefully clear some confusion as to why you want it and when and how.

Detroit is the poster child for major city declines.

I can attest to doing it with a wife and small child; it's worth it for sure. 

Tonight might be too short of notice as my wife and I just had our 2nd child last week.