I got a good laugh when the Trump organization received an inquiry some years ago, Donald Trump called back pretending to be someone else, his press spokesman, but the phone recording plainly sounded like him.

I not sure, but I’ll pretend like many of us recognize this situation... getting up from the toilet and your legs aren’t functioning because you been sitting there for 30 minutes and they’ve fallen asleep.

Nothing like out dressing the broker who is pretending to interview you.

And even if your property would be in my area I would need to understand the condition, standards and finishes.Best thing you can do on the next weekend is go mystery shopping and pretend you want to rent a 1br.

Pretend most people on BP aren’t psychics, they have experience, at least some of them do.

That's all wholesaling is, it's brokering real estate except instead of being up front & telling the distressed seller that you'll sell their property for X amount & take X amount as your commission / fee you are taught to lie to the seller & pretend you are going to buy the property while you secretly attempt to "assign" your contract.It doesn't work.

Let's pretend you're looking to take out $1m (which is very reasonable considering the property).

If anyone has any more information on the FHA 203k loan they would like to share, feel free to message me or reply to this thread.Thanks,Riley BlakeThe 203K rehab loan exists to help politicians pretend they're helping blighted neighborhoods, enrich canny lenders working with canny rehab contractors,  and fleece stupid homebuyers who make stupid emotion-based decisions.

They work differently from real insurance, but they do provide an alternative way to cover medical costs.Finally: watch for pushy self-employed agents selling pretend insurance - like US Advisors.

So while I am obviously in favor of investment in Cleveland let's not pretend that the local government is giving anything away to investors out here.