My people were writing philosophy when yours were worshipping the grass snake and drinking each other's blood out of skullcaps.

Personally, i don't have cable and i don't watch much tv other than for sports. in the words of Joe dirt, its not what you like its the consumer. cant just have snakes and sparklers. 

Water main valve shouldn't be more than a couple hundred bucks unless there's something special about yours.Water heater, around 1 to 2k, or cheaper depending who you hireHVAC line doesn't have to do with your water bill rather, saves damage to your roof and shouldn't be an expensive fix.Laundry back up shouldn't be much if they can snake it.  

Some use "snakes" to clear a clog.Many landlords don't care to address electrical issues but often these might involve replacing an outlet or a light switch that have bit the dust. 

Does he want to bring snakes with him?

This is the only honest real estate club I have ever seen and all the REIA clubs bring in dishonest snake oil salesman who screw their own members out of thousands of dollars with the crap they sell.

My PM has to keep going over there to clean it up because its a health hazard and I have had to pay for a plumber to go there twice to snake out the sewer main.

They can do a video scope to find what's going on and can either snake the line or hydrojet based on how your clean out is configured.

Pay Roto Rooter and extra few hundred dollars to snake the pipes.

He said he snaked the entire house.