Shame I don't qualify for something like this; apparently all humans are not created equal after all. 

Don't forget Lubbock is still a small town at heart and RE thrives off of human relationships.

I would not jump to the conclusion that simply because a 25-year old report found elevated vapors means the property today poses a risk to human health and should not be purchased.

They don't replace the human.

On a human level, I know it’s annoying so for this first year I’ll be nice.

I've been told by plenty of people just to wait until I'm a few years older and I have more savings, but I am really wanting to get started as soon as humanly possible.Ideally, I am looking at private financing to purchase the property and then eventually refinance the property since I know the interest rates will be higher and I would like to pull some cash out to possibly fund another deal. 

You’ll never be one of the students whose pictures I have on my walls—students who took action.Don’t get me wrong: you don’t have to quit your job and take super-human, massive action to be successful at real estate investing.

I also know people crave validation and human interactions on purchases after all isn't that what brought us all here..

I try and explain that they're known for their friendly personality and willingness to please humans, but I will find the owner. 

That's why results-oriented professionals will refuse to work with your website until you satisfy Google's 90% rule.Google's 90% ruleGoogle shows its 90% rule when you measure the speed of any website:Let me translate the rule into human language: "First, speed up the load of your website and get your website visitor retention to at least 90%.