The thing is, she has fallen behind payments for like 6 months due to surgery.

There are plastic grates we use for french drains etc.

I like the idea of a basket with toilet paper and such.We provide our new tenants a bottle of bubbly in the fridge ($10) and some plastic wine cups.

This trash includes furniture, full garbage bags, cardboard boxes filled with various items, paint containers, plastic buckets, etc.She ordered the bulk trash removal service 2 days ago, and apparently they can take anywhere from 5 to 10 days to come by and pick up SPECIFIC items from the FRONT yard only.My closing is (was) tomorrow morning.

Buy the pump, get a 55 gallon plastic drum, cut it in half, drill a bunch of holes in it (big holes), dig a big hole in the ground in the crawl space about 6 inches deeper than the half barrel, pour 6 inches of gravel in the bottom, put the barrel in, pour gravel around the sides, set a solid concrete block in the bottom, set the pump on top of it, run your hose downhill of the house, plug in the pump and test it out (use a hose to fill the barrel).

You can think of it as if you were in a public park, where folks carry their plastic bags and/or scoopers with them when taking their dogs out, and pick it up right after it drops.

TIANot familiar with that one but I simply cutout the poured basement wall & bought a pre-fab plastic unit from Lowes that I installed myself including the large 'code' sized sliding window for egress. 

They have to be emptied regularly and should be lined with plastic bags or else spilled sodas, gunky stuff etc will make them smell.  

If you want to buy real estate, seek out a Realtor.If I needed brain surgery (and some have suggested I do, lol) I would seek out a neurosurgeon. 

The installation shown here exhausts through a plastic pane in a window.